Harperoids: The Prophecy of a Conservative Majority

Gary L. Morton, April 6, 2011

 Yes, in those days it shall come to pass that the people of Canada will be sore afflicted by boils in their secret parts and many will take to the streets and curse the Lord for this plague. Then a learned doctor will come forth from the south and reveal these sores to be Harperoids that come from malnutrition and sitting for long periods waiting for the years to pass before the growing deficit is paid off and Harper must keep or break his campaign promises.

Unable to keep those promises Harper will then give every Canadian awish and a staring eye on their face book pages as a gift.

 Confusion and dimness of the eye shall then smite the land and one will become four and three five while seven is two. Bankers and the filthy rich shall lament as Harper and his merchant servants forget how they have spent the tax riches they have miscounted and they will not find the books of laundered records they did not keep. Many of Harper’s servants will speak of numbers and money spent while none shall have the figures. As those summer months pass the oxen shall graze happily under a brighter moon as citizens grow continually astounded by the abundant wealth government ministers spend on vanity and dainties.

 In the latter years a fattened Harper will construct a giant prison next to an even bigger nuclear power plant, and a door shall be between the two, and a tenth of those that are among the poor and voted for him will go into it. Of those with means another tenth shall enter, but wealthy men and the oil men will buy their freedom with gold and corruption and escape the woe of the fiery nuclear furnace.

 For a fortieth of Harper’s days a measure of grain shall be worth more than silver and the cries of hunger in the street will drift on the four winds. Then a shadow over the moon will place a veil on all women and for every three that grow compliant seven shall be enraged and shout in the streets against the tyrant.

 A strange thing under the sun will come about as the fat man will waste as the thin man grows large. In those days those that have eaten well will find no healthy food on the shelves and drink bottled water only and become thin. And those that had little will find the food banks empty, yet an abundance of government pork dogs, pop and white bread will appear and fatten them. The children will grow stout as hogs and become rebellious … in those dog days of a summery fall; a corpulent leader named Rob Ford will become as a pied piper and lead the youth into all sin and corruption.

 Then Harper will decide to speak and answer their troubled hearts and send forth his ministers to give each an unregulated gun, setting brother and against sister and fathers against their families. As violence becomes as the rain a cloud of fool’s gold will cover the nation and HST will be reversed to TSH and the truth of Tyrant Stephen Harper will be revealed. More prisons will be built and all who do not have the mark of TSH will neither be able to buy or sell.

 A beast shall rise out of a great pit in the earth and a mouth of greater lies will become Harper, and so too will the media become as a dragon with many heads that spew lies for him … and they will say that Harper needs a greater majority yet, even a permanent majority for his lifetime, and they will hold up his image and command all to worship the living image of Harper. And those that do no worship shall become the saints, slain in the fiery nuclear furnace Harper has built.

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