Black Cat Predicts NDP-GREEN-BLOC Minority Government

June 11 from Shadow the Black Cat at http://CanadaElection.org

    How can it happen when no one else is predicting this? Well because as a black cat I see the future.

   After peaking in the polls Conservative Stephen Harper will meet his demise at the TV debate … for Paul Martin it comes later.

   Jack Layton’s NDP star will rise … with two strange factors leading to his victory. A new NDP election promise will allow restaurant, snack and bar patrons to bring in their own cases of 24 for dinner … and this promise will win the NDP seats in Newfoundland.                                                        

   The second factor will surprise even the most experienced pundits. Layton will stun the nation when he makes a flamboyant appearance on TV. Dressed in a glittering Jesse Ventura style wrestling outfit and back dropped by a huge marijuana leaf flag, Layton will present an image that appeals to youth, women and many former Alliance voters. He’ll cap it all off by delivering a few body slams to Martin and Harper in the TV debate.

   Already weakened by liberal attack ads, Stephen Harper will take a near fatal blow when the liberals surface with his former gay lover and a common law wife who had an abortion financed by him. Alliance supporters will believe the allegations after Harper sports a new and effeminate hairstyle in the televised debate.

   Out on the West Coast a blackout will leave viewers watching a wind powered speech from Green Party leader Jim Harris. The public there will miss the national debate and it will lead to seats for the Green Party.

   As for Paul Martin, he will come back in the debate and gain enough seats to form a minority government … but it will be denied by Governor General Clarkson when it becomes clear that the liberals failed to keep any records on their election spending.

   A new NDP-Green-Bloc minority government will investigate the scandal.

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