Exclusive: Adam Giambrone delays Mayoral Announcement after Hair Disaster

    Ward 18 Councillor and TTC boss Adam Giambrone has been prettying himself up in the media lately with his gracious handling of some ugly TTC issues. Many people have been waiting for his mayoral announcement as it’s certain he’ll run.

    Giambrone was unavailable to the media today but citizensontheweb news has obtained this exclusive report.

    Giambrone’s campaign advisors had been unsatisfied with his college boy hair style. It’s well known that often the candidate with the most hair wins. David Miller rose from the bottom through the power of hair.

   With that in mind a specialist on hair pieces and a stylist were brought in ... but lack of coordination between the two led to a hair disaster and Giambrone is now in hiding while he figures out what to do with his hair.

    An insider reports hair disaster Giambrone screaming, “F…ing Smitherman and Rossi don’t even have hair. Why do I have to prove I have hair? Look what you’ve done. It’s a complete disaster.”

    Apparently what was done happened when a stylist attempted to dye Giambrone’s temples to match a new cloud of heaven hair piece. It went well until a cover dryer malfunctioned and gave Giambrone multi-colored hair and a piece fused to his regular hair. The fake hair stretched out of proportion, leaving Giambrone looking pretty weird. The piece has now been trimmed out but his regular hair is damaged. Any mayoral announcement has now been postponed until a fix comes in.

See http://photosc.msspro.com/megaelect/giamb.jpg

And http://photosc.msspro.com/megaelect/Adam1.jpg

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